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Fucked up stories

By Anonymous | Updated 12/09/25(Tue)05:54:11

Fucked up stories

Hi,tell me your most fucked up story

once there was a man and then he died i had sex with a man once i had sex with a man and he died one time my sister wouldn't let me sleep on her huge boobs >>12674843
sleep on mines if you want
>>12674834
Understandable, have a nice day
>>12674850
Eww, no
>>12674843
Why would you even want to sleep on it?
I once saw a bird pooping on a man's coffee and he didn't notice it.....I still feel bad for him to this day XD >>12674853
how dare you refuse laying your head on my huge and magnificent breasts
>>12674832
what does the N stands for?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12674908
Nicer
>>12674895
keep your whatever magnificent you say, pillows are underrated!!!
Pillows are better than......two...balloons on a chest
When I was 7 years old I jacked off the family dog in front of my 14 year old brother and his friends because they thought it was funny >>12675018
pillows.. did you mean thighs ?
>>12675021
Too funny to be true
>>12675021
Did it cume
>>12674832
once i marry moloko we're going to have tons of FUG stories to tell if you get what i mean

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12675157
have you paid it already ?
>>12675022
No idiot, pillows made from cotton, the one I sleep on it everyday
>>12675634
who the fuck makes pillows out of cotton
>>12675647
Who ELSE!?, they are pillows!!!!
>>12674832
this is nice board

Your fortune: Bad Luck
One tiem when I was little in elementary school in tthe early 2000s I shidded myself and went home early >>12675033
>>12675022
dubs!
so like
there was this day i was fuging moloko REALLY HARD and believe it or not but THE CONDOM EXPLODED AND I CAME ALL IN HIS VAGINA!
now he's pregnant.
we're going to name the baby catfish.
>>12674832
One time I killed a whole pack of crustables to myself
got raped by my dad >>12674832
1 time in middle school i had some black n white striped boxer briefs on n i guess whoever was sitting behind me in class could see them peeking out of my pants n they asked me if i was wearing tighty whities (i wasnt) but i was so embarrassed that instead of just saying i was wearing boxers i told them i was actually wearing my sisters underwear for some reason n everyone laughed :/

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12674832
So I joined a group of retarded frogs from /biz/ see, we usurped another community from the inside and word begin to spread of our influence due to the heavy presence of whales (richfags with lots of money) and one day someone with a dog born the same day as Bitcoin came to plea for his project. I saw my $400 investment turn into $130k in a matter of weeks and I watched it all evaporate to less than a couple hundred bucks. I never sold because I put my frens first. Thank you for reading.

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