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why >>12683874
i am this height it sux so bad i wish i was 52 >>12683874
Lole you'd be a tiny ass beta bitch I'd come RIP YOUR HEAD OFF if I saw you and you were that small
I drink protein with 1/5th water mixed in and am 5'9" I would mog and destroy you.
If you had a girlfriend she would then be my gf. >>12683891
what if they're a 5 2 femanon >>12683895 >>12683875
Shortness is cool IMHO.
>>12683891
Sorry. The good guy always wins. >>12683895
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>>12683898
I am always, in every scenario, the good guy >>12683898
it is kinda cool isn't it. i wish i could pull off the link look though >>12683901
This >>12683891 doesn't sound like a good guy.
>>12683905
If you're too masculine you can always larp as a dwarf. >>12683874
I wish I was 4'4

Your fortune: Average Luck >>12683924
I am the good guy right now and in perpetuity. I am the best and I am the most alpha man alive
You do not know a real 5'9" man when you sew him. 5'9" is the new 6'0" and I am also innately morally perfect ao I have deduced from this that I am correct and I am as a result, a good guy and extremely powerful as well as taller and more handsome than OP. >>12683951
You don't know how tall I am. You only know I want to be 5'2. Which only means I am a height that is not 5'2. You are clearly the antagonist and agressor in this situation. >>12683955 dubs
Literally me looking at you right now
(I look like this in real life and have the same aura) >>12683891
>>12683964
ranceGOD >>12683964
Literally me looking at you right now
(I look like this in real life and have the same aura)
>>12683966
Dubs >>12683971
Kyaa so handsome! Please make me into a Mother! >>12683874
I think even girls don't want to be 5'2" >>12683971
Actually from my side of the screen this is what it looks like >>12683974
lol >>12683988
That would be murder which is evil and therefore making you the bad guy. Also this is you. I WON. This is your canon material. >>12683874
I wish I was born an asian twink starcraft prodigy. i was 5'2 wish >>12684003
Fren let things be lighthearted I am just funposting and making fun replies to the OP premise, parodying alpha chads who get wrapped up in their image online and get overly involved up in their confidence or status
It was all a ruse, tomfoolery, for fun... >>12684023
heh i saw that >>12684028
I just misquoted

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12684029
do u want to kiss

Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12684035
No but a hug will do
*wraps you in my scarf* >>12684042
who knew the 5'2 thread could be this cozy I wish I was 6'7. >>12684026
Ha. Gay. >>12684003
Btw this and >>12684064
Were my lasts posts itt. >>12684130