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Frog team

By Anonymous | Updated 12/17/25(Wed)06:09:33

My last job was at one of the big aero space companies my job was to kill a big bull frog with a Shovel this was a couple years ago when I moved put of town and decided to make my own way the bullfrog lived in a marshy area near the parking lot and croaked really loudly and distracted some of the engineers so it was out job to kill it with a Shovel there were 5 of us we were called the frog team on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open we say the turtle on the second day and spent about an hour or so wacking on its shell with our Shovel until it broke after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up