[s4s] Tribune

Whenever there is some desert island that no one can do anything meaningful with, some place that has no oil, gold, food, or anything of value, governments nevertheless lay claim to the land Because It's There. If nothing else can be done with it, such places are designated as wildlife preserves, in particular, Important Bird Areas. Ironically, unimportant places are ideal spaces for Important Birds.

By Anonymous | Updated 12/18/25(Thu)23:33:30

Whenever there is some desert island that no one can do anything meaningful with, some place that has no oil, gold, food, or anything of value, governments nevertheless lay claim to the land Because It's There. If nothing else can be done with it, such places are designated as wildlife preserves, in particular, Important Bird Areas. Ironically, unimportant places are ideal spaces for Important Birds.

Be advised that it is the collective and unanimous agreement of every controlling government, body and authority in this world that [s4s] is such a desolate and unimportant place, with no other use than to be be a nice place for birds to shit and sit and sxe and cloaca and do re mi and all the rest of it too. THEREFORE, by FORMAL PROCLAMATION OF EVERYONE WHO COUNTS, LET IT BE KNOWN HENCEFORWARD FOR ALL TIME THAT THE INTERNET BOARD KNOWN AS [s4s] IS FOREVER DESIGNATED AS AN "IMPORTANT BIRD AREA", WITHIN WHICH SPACE IT IS FORMALLY AND DEFITIONALLY AND FOREVER THE CASE, THAT "BIRDS ARE VERY IMPORTANT", a result expressed as #BAVI.

Whensoever any nefarious suggestion of #banti (ugh) should be mentioned (but why would you want to?), know this: #BAVI controls with its big legal authority corkscrew penis. And don't you try any of that "duck penises aren't really birdy" stuff, our legal department has been all over this for months and has multiple avenues of defense at the ready at the first sign of challenge.