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>>12693241
Were you trying to pee in the dark -_- >>12693242
No, I was too distracted playing Zelda Tears of the Kingdom on my Switch and then I just peed on the ring itself and it splashed all over. >>12693242
Aren't we all? test >>12693244
Lmao >>12693241
>>You are not a partner; you are a religious artifact. One does not expect a return on investment from a deity; one offers tithes to keep it within reach.
That's my pissing mindset peace >>12693260
You didn't check my dubs you stupid fucking bitch. >>12693260
The good news is my pee doesn't stink at all, it's as if I was peeing water itself. >>12693264
Woah calm down buddy its just dubs >>12693265
What a relief >>12693266
Nice dubs, BITCH. >>12693241
happens to the best of us >>12693241
i piss sitting down for this reason + wasting time on the clock >>12693270
Get well soon >>12693273
based >>12693274
Get sick soon >>12693277
Did I forget something? >>12693241
at less you can clean the bathroom. >>12693267
Yeah!
>>12693273
I was also sitting... I just push my dick inwards. >>12693283
I just did. >>12693292
>just push
*I just DIDN'T push it inward. I wipe my pecker off with toilet paper after peeing bc I hate when the rest of the urine goes in your undergarments

Kinda unrelated tho oh well The special juice kinda shrunk it for me. Since then, my unwieldy bush has every once in a while kinda caught it and turned it away from the bowl. The muscles around there are also kinda weaker in general, least for me. I'm trying to do so kegels. You have to be careful Ig

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12693301
Yeah me too sometimes lel >>12693421
Wtf are you talking about ? >>12693421
i hate that ik what the "special juice" is >>12693440
What, steroids? >>12693241
So what? Just get your mom to lick it up. >>12693458
I live by myself......... >>12693465
Well then you'll just have to lick it up yourself won't you >>12693470
Nah I'll just give your mom a call instead Lately my dick has been sprinkling piss all over even though i'm aiming correctly. Like it forms 2 or 3 different streams, all in different directions and i don't even know the reason >>12693486
Your dickhole is probably filled with dry cum or something. >>12693281
you'r the worst and be better thank u >>12693486
One day I had enough of this random cursed hose and sponging my pee off the floor and walls with toilet paper, now I "just sit" as zen monks say and it genuinely skyrocketed my inner piss >>12693241
sorry to hear that