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im worried about the asteroid

By Anonymous | Updated 12/19/25(Fri)21:09:37

im worried about the asteroid

im worried about the asteroid

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

fortune determines our fate

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12694304
not me.

the only question i have is how will God shorten those days?

asteroid is preferable to extinction.

shit's gotta get real eventually.

*sip*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12694319
>asteroid is preferable to extinction
extinction is preferable to extinction?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12694311
dubs confirm, handsome ayylmaos are coming!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12694322
they say it won't hit us, but it will pass between the moon and earth, and it could get dinked by a small object and would only need a slight trajectory change and we are turbocucked

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12694324
hey, whatever happens - happens, if it hits us it had to happen, if not, we can enjoy another day
>>12694327
ty zen anon

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12694320
you infer.

you assume.

you really shouldn't do that.

Revelation 8:10-11 The Message (MSG)

The third Angel trumpeted. A huge Star, blazing like a torch, fell from Heaven, wiping out a third of the rivers and a third of the springs. The Star's name was Wormwood. A third of the water turned bitter, and many people died from the poisoned water.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12694332
at least seuss is charmingly pedantic
>>12694331
always fren, very cute cat
>>12694337
>pedantic

*didactic

ftfy

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12694345
university of YouTube
>>12694337
if the devil's in the details so is God.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12694349
sayings aren't real life or logic
>>12694348
i only use youtube for music.

don't take this the wrong way but....

fuck off.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12694351
you would know. yessiree bub.

Your fortune: Good Luck
ass destroyed

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12694358
*badum tish*

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12694353
I've never seen tea fren so uncryptic I didn't mean to rustle jimmies amigo
>>12694377
that's because you've never looked and my jimmies do not rustle.

i have ascended.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12694382
I'm sorry if I rustled jimmies BECAUSE I've never seen yours? I think I follow

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