A good little kitty knows her place
By Craig | Updated 12/22/25(Mon)13:38:16
A good little kitty knows her place
So go ahead and punch me in the face
'Cause I deserve it, I was wrong
That's why I wrote this holiday song
With my furry fists and my fang'ed lips
Saying Merry Christmas, Jesus Cat
He's so great, isn't he?
Merry Catmas, Everyone!
Let's all have the happiest holidays!
A good little kitty stays at home
Or gets a knuckle sandwich all around her dome
I'll call the police and I'll claim
That meow meow meow meow meow meow mew
With my furry fists and my fang'ed lips
Saying, Merry Catmas, Jesus Cat!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Craig is a reporter from /s4s/