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I want a magic using nigga to cast a spell on me that makes me require sleep 20 hours per day and Im just constantly tired and sleeping and since I would technically be disabled my parents have no choice but to shelter me while Im literally just chilling and being a sleepy guy that dreams about flying and having sex with anime girls and during the 4 hours that I am awake Ill just do drugs or something idk lol

By Anonymous | Updated 12/26/25(Fri)21:45:11

I want a magic using nigga to cast a spell on me that makes me require sleep 20 hours per day and Im just constantly tired and sleeping and since I would technically be disabled my parents have no choice but to shelter me while Im literally just chilling and being a sleepy guy that dreams about flying and having sex with anime girls and during the 4 hours that I am awake Ill just do drugs or something idk lol

I want a magic using nigga to cast a spell on me that makes me require sleep 20 hours per day and Im just constantly tired and sleeping and since I would technically be disabled my parents have no choice but to shelter me while Im literally just chilling and being a sleepy guy that dreams about flying and having sex with anime girls and during the 4 hours that I am awake Ill just do drugs or something idk lol

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>>12704733
upon seeing this image, i have the sudden urge to gouge my eyes out and mail them to moots home address
>>12704743
that would be cool
>>12704733
you're asking for is crippling apnea. it's not as great as it sounds and doesn't count as disabled.
>>12704733
Haha that's a really big hat for a smol kid

That's funny

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you don't want that kind of life

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