By Anonymous | Updated 12/26/25(Fri)21:45:11
I want a magic using nigga to cast a spell on me that makes me require sleep 20 hours per day and Im just constantly tired and sleeping and since I would technically be disabled my parents have no choice but to shelter me while Im literally just chilling and being a sleepy guy that dreams about flying and having sex with anime girls and during the 4 hours that I am awake Ill just do drugs or something idk lol
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