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>>12707879

Your fortune: Good Luck steven pinker is a pedophile child rapist named in the epstein files >>12708920
>pedophile child rapist
he strikes me more of a "straight shota" type of guy >>12708930
;3 >>12709648
I... I've never looked at it that way

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12707879
How you doing Ass guy and have you ever asked a girl out?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12709757
>girl
You have to be at least this LGBT to post on this board.

Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12709760
Nah I got no inner gay in me.
I plan to ask someone out at some point, I would like your ass tip if you have one.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger Fortune I'll strangle you in your dreams.
I'm not gay you hear me!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12709765
Okay, well, think of asking someone out not as a performance you'll get graded on, but as an inquiry.
Presumably you want to go out with this person, but you don't know if they want to go out with you as well. Maybe they do, maybe they don't. They have the information and you don't, so if you ask, they'll probably tell you. If two people want to do something together, then it's a matter of figuring out what both of you like, and coming up with a plan.
>Hey I was wondering, would you like to fuck my ass with a strap-on dildo?
>Did you hear? Steven Pinker is in town promoting his new book. Will you go with me to buy his book and have a look at his ass?
>So, you probably know I like ass. Do you like ass as well? Yes? We should do ass-related activities together.
I think a lot of heterosexual teenagers are too gay to see girls as real people, with hobbies and desires. It's probably because they are taught that girls are judges of your worth as a boy, not just fun people to do fun things with, like playing through the ass simulator co-op campaign, or going to the ass museum together.

Your fortune: Average Luck >>12709784
This is why you are s4s worthy.
Thank you Steppink Assman.
Slaps big booba*
'Noice'

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck pinker is a legendary memelord >>12709799
>99
>dubs
This is why you are s4s worthy.

>>12709803
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Your fortune: Outlook good >>12707879
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