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Up until this point, I have been too stupid to keep my disposable sauce cups, but not today! Today is the turning point! I shall keep them and wash them by hand and use them for sauces and not have to go to walmart and by actual ones. I always threw them away as if I had actual tiny sauce dishes for dipping in the cupboard. Not anymore!

By Sauce Man | Updated 12/30/25(Tue)03:20:27

Up until this point, I have been too stupid to keep my disposable sauce cups, but not today! Today is the turning point! I shall keep them and wash them by hand and use them for sauces and not have to go to walmart and by actual ones. I always threw them away as if I had actual tiny sauce dishes for dipping in the cupboard. Not anymore!

Up until this point, I have been too stupid to keep my disposable sauce cups, but not today! Today is the turning point! I shall keep them and wash them by hand and use them for sauces and not have to go to walmart and by actual ones. I always threw them away as if I had actual tiny sauce dishes for dipping in the cupboard. Not anymore!

>>12709478
now this is innovation

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youll can cut plastic water bottles in half and then put the half back on to seal it and also wash a square of a a plastic bag and put sauce in it and tie the 4 corners shut like a plastic bag of sauce This nigga makin sauce bags >>12709478
the sauce man is cookinh.. aw yea, now tjis thread is NICE

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>>12709478
this is nice board

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>>12709478
crazy bout that sauce

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>>12709478
It's illegal to keep and reuse disposable sauce cups btw
>>12709952
I'll remember that when they come for me. I can just throw them in the trash and then they have to prove in a court of law that I kept and reused them.
Great Depression type shit. >>12710104
We're in the beginning of a new great depression. I can see it at work, even health-care is slowing down because people can't afford health insurance. I've never seen the hospital I work at so slow.
>>12710104
my doctor said i have major depression, not great depression
>>12710103
Forensic analysis will be able to detect trace amounts of the various sauces that you kept in the cups. You're so cooked
>>12710116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZyUUp39IS4
>>12710119
Nice try, glownigger, but I'm not clickin that
>>12709478
barbecued corn

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>>12709950 >>12710496
this is nice sauce

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>>12709478

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>>12711802
fiddlesticks
>>12710804
>>12711679

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>>12710103
mcdonalds police or police sponsored by mcdonalds. idk which is scarier
>>12710496
oopsie
>>12710496
That’s awesome
>>12712435
you're mom is awesome
>>12709478
man I tell you what, it's so nice to take a stroll out into my backyard, which is entirely concrete, hang a trash bag up on the chain-link fence (directly in front of a concrete wall), and fire up the barbeque to grill me some corn! and not just a little bit of corn, A LOT OF CORN!!
and then I can just have a concrete backyard grill out and feast on all the grilled corn I want. so blissful

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