Happy new year everyone,I hope everyone has a nice weekend
By Miss snuggles | Updated 01/01/26(Thu)14:50:48
Happy new year everyone,I hope everyone has a nice weekend
Oh, hey, Dr. Soystein! Thank God, I was getting so bored just sitting alone in my cell. It’s been a pretty crazy day so far. So this morning I had breakfast and then I masturbated and then I played video games and then I had orange juice and then I made a thread on soyjak.par- >>12712752
Neutralplier, please. You know I want to hear all about your day, and I’m sure it’s very interesting. But this check-up is very important to get a sense of your overall health. So please, step onto this scale here. wait i got my name wrong, let me fix that. Better, now please get onto this scale please and pretend this mistake didn't happen >>12712758
Uhhh alright, hmm, I don’t know if I should, it’d probably be pretty embarrassing. I’ve been eating a lot lately. Have you tried the cafeteria pizza? Holy shit, Soystein. I’m telling you: to die for. Wash that down with some Sproke, oh my god, you literally can’t beat that. >>12712759
Neutralplie- >>12712761
But I don’t think eating that stuff is good for you. I’ve been watching this guy on YouTube, Chudjak88, he makes some pretty interesting points. He says that the Jews propagate low-nutrient high-calorie food to create a weak and submissive goyim population. He’s also made some good videos about how he can’t bree- >>12712764
Neutralplier, you’re aware of my Jewish ancestry, aren’t you? Do you think I’m trying to hurt you? >>12712767
…No, I’m sorry Dr. Soystein. That was insensitive of me. I know you’re trying to help me. >>12712770
*sigh* Thank you, Neutralplier. That’s a relief. It’s true. I just want to help you. *The two share a moment and exchange weak smiles* I’m very glad we could come to an understanding... Now, if you could please just step here onto this scal- So the other day I was playing Mario Kart Wii and I really feel like it’s the peak of the series. Sure, MK8 added more characters and stages but I feel like Wii is where they achieved aesthetic and technical perfection. Although I do kinda miss some features from Double Dash such as- >*Dr. Soystein abruptly walks out,
Wait where are you going i'm not done talkin-
>*He slams the cell door shut behind him
Wow how rude. *Later, in the asylum break room...* *sign* oh god that was annoying >>12712794
…Dr. Soystein, is everything alright? You seem a little nervös lately. >>12712796
…Given the, er, rapidly decreasing severity of his condition, I’m making an executive call to release Patient 25116. Neutralplier. As soon as possible. >>12712799
Very väll, let us mäyk it official! ZE END! Now this is what i call a thread
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12712685
happy new year OP gemmy thread >>12712685
happy new year OP ^_^
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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