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Why is he like this

By LOLfo | Updated 01/01/26(Thu)15:01:03

Why is he like this

Why is he like this

>>12712696
>why?

he's in love.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WgDzYaVwb_o

you may not like it.

*sip*

but that's what peak performance looks like.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12712696
cute doggo
"Cant touch this"

–M.C. Hammer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gfuLt3wKSww


*sip*

one daisy.

just one.

i ain't greedy.

couldn't be greedy.

just one perfect daisy.

my luck has changed.

i will not miss.

bullseye as they say.

*joe cocker on steroids*

so beautiful.

*sip*

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
most guys get boners.
*sip*

i get ear boners.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
this is my boner and i want to show it to you.
*sip*


more than anything i've ever known.

she is the boner fuel.

her voice....

zomfg i'm going mad.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12712747
wrong pic.

THIS is my stiffee!

*sip*

the one goes with the other.

you get my meaning anyhoo.

yeh.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12712719
tea fren you aren't allowed to enjoy Ella Fitzgerald sorry
>>12712754

you can't take that away from me


-_-

no

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12712760
it is what it is I don't make the rules
>>12712763
>i don't make the rules

it is what it ISN'T goddammit.

BACK OFF MAN!!!!

my ear boner will NOT be denied.

*sip*

good audio never hurt anyone.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12712696
Beautifulel doggi
okay.

*sip*

i have calmed down.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YjYtIHC8XvI

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
something just like this.

*sip*

most unpretentious rock star you will ever meet.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SfVH4Usx3W0

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
*sip*

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12712719
in lov?

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