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Tonight you belong to me

By Moloko | Updated 01/15/26(Thu)23:50:59

Tonight you belong to me

Tonight you belong to me

https://youtu.be/AML3iGBryHs?si=vxbh1RpjnLaRXdYT >>12733173
Oh good, more chicken scratches and shitty comics. I'm so happy
>>12733173
Oh good, more cude cades and cude grildudes. I'm so happy
>>12733178
Oh good, more simping hangers on and false praise. I'm so happy.
>>12733181
I have to say anon, I was not prepared for such a response.
You have absolutely argumentatively demolished me.
I present you with no other award aside from the very most valued one: +1 internet point.
This argument has reached it's logical conclusion -- there is no more possible development lest we repeat ourselves.
I can't believe it's already 2026, I don't even feel it https://youtu.be/bjmkeXj9bRI?si=6Ry2pd3qiNzrPzpz >>12733389
is he holding a meth pipe or what
>>12733483
popsicle
I like crossdressing and domestic abuse >>12733752
what about domestic abuse with consent?
like it would break you physically and emotinally but you still have a pure heart at the end of le day thatn would get you through
>>12733755
si accidentalmente mataras a tu esposa, podrias vivir contigo mismo?
>>12733755
dubs
its not abuse if it has consent
>>12733998
i cant imagine being married but if someone would i think i would bite the grass too
>>12734004
podriamos casarnos?
>>12734006
ik wil gewoon een man die me niet zal vermooden
>>12734006
i dont know you maby uhh get to know each other somehow and then see how it goes ?
>>12734008
wat is jouw adres? ik zal naar je huis komen zodat wij kunnen ontmoeten
>>12734007
i wont cheat on, i would break up first with minimal emotinal damage as possiblel but i have not been in this situation before so i can tell
they all left me...
>>12734009
sry but i wont doxx myself for potential sexu
>>12734012
je bent toch duits, niet waar? alleen maar nieuwsgierig, hoeveel wat ik gezegd heb kan je begrijpen zonder vertaling?
>>12734019
gado is zeker duits, als je in het archief kijk kan je fotos vinden die hij van zijn buurt heeft gemaakt
>>12734019
not muchu tbh i can try to associate some words within the sentence an make somewhat sense of it but its a compleatly different language to me
;_;
>>12734031
yes im german and you could also find my discord tag if you wanted to, if you dig deep and long enough even my full legal name
>>12734041
ja da's logisch ik kan zelf bijna geen duits begrijpen

>>12734031
picrel mn buurt, om eerlijk te zijn
>>12734051
okay without translation i would translate it to this
Ja das ist logisch ich selbst kann das begreifen
wich you can probably translate yourself
yes that is logical i can understand that

the last part you sended to the other anon is something about picrel but i cant figure out what it means
>>12734057
nah i said "yeah thats logical i myself can understand almost no german" then "picrel my neighborhood, to be fair" [since your neighborhood can be found]
>>12734061
i will move sometime soon it is a uhh kind of halfway house for mentally ill people in Neuss (near Cologne if you want to know)
but when i was still working i had my own apartment n stuff
but thats is long gone
>>12734064
how did you find it?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12734064
ah lol they wanted to put me in one of those when i was in the ward for the 2nd time, but i avoided it. i'm planning on going to cologne with my boyfriend this summer to see the cathedral, which he loves (i wasnt really going to marry you, im faithful and plus i need someone who can afford the sizeable dowry my family is asking for)
>>12734064
lol you used to have a job and be self-supporting but then you decided, fuck it, and start drinking so much they put you in a mental ward
>>12734074
and now you live with your grandma getting drunk every day off of government money and shitposting on [s4s]
I love it
>>12734069
help from the mental hospital
>>12734071
i think its the best choice for me, during the daytime there is always someone who can look after you but in the evening you are on your own with the other uhhh patients is the wrong word i think romm mates i guess
still hope you enjoy your stay here in germany
>>12734076
it was not the first time in the mental ward tbh but
ye thats how it is rn
i miss my old apartment...
>>12734077
you know what that means, right??
SEX with other mentally ill germans!!
>>12734082
probably nottu ._.
im too weird for this world
>>12734077
there will be so much fucking going on in that house in the evening
like non-stop every single day I bet
>>12734076
nothin wrong with that
i live basically the same life, except in student housing i got via a housing lottery offered by my uni
>>12734084
there is only uhh 5 other people including me
but who know but i would not get my hopes up
Why are there so many pathetic losers on [s4s]? >>12734089
the time when everyone was a fresh college failure are over
>>12734089
Isn't it obvious?

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