By Anonymous | Updated 01/17/26(Sat)01:09:39
The one who will say "Billions must love" to your "West has fallen"
The one who hugs you to sleep to comfort you (after you can't sleep after hours of doom scrolling) and whispers in your ear "Nothing ever happens".
I genuinely hope for you my fellow Chud to find your other half.
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