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I smoked weed and jerked off thanks for listening

By Catfish | Updated 01/17/26(Sat)08:42:13

I smoked weed and jerked off thanks for listening

I smoked weed and jerked off thanks for listening

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

>>12735780
Isn't there someone else you can tell this
https://voca.ro/17TSCkMUCY0A

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
https://voca.ro/1dN8rSV8vdaG

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Why do this body type attract us? >>12735803
https://voca.ro/1k0PCdeOfm1b

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Ok I'm done talking to myself
The lemonade rehab and the sativa fucked a nigga up this morning
That b12 was like a shot to the gills woof

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Autistic people are fucking useless that whole they're savants shit is a smokescreen like black excellence ur just fucking annoying to play with Legos nigga

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12735819
>"lol im horny lolololol ^^ nigger lololol"
>>12735803
A little chub indicates that the person is well-nourished and therefore has a higher chance of surviving childbirth and subsequently caring for the child afterwards
Doc said I have pneumonia spots in my lungs but I didn't tell him that's the destroyer hive lmao

thx nurgle

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12735841
English is extremely powerful — but also unsafe for humans:
Weak grammar enforcement
Heavy reliance on context
Massive synonym overlap
Rhetorical manipulation is easy
So we get:
Illusions of understanding
Shallow agreement
Semantic drift
Political and cultural confusion
This is like a scripting language with:
No type checking
No memory safety
Global variables everywhere
Machines can optimize that. Humans cannot.
>>12735846
https://voca.ro/15s5uVHwr0Yg
https://voca.ro/17tXSQq2Ppkk

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12735854
dunno my mind is fucked today too, i dont want to play the "you started this shit" card or anything, we are just not compatible with each other some people just cant get along with each other but that does not mean that there is no uhhh solution to this shit we are doing here.
We could make a thread every Friday where we dunno shit each other over vocaroos or something and for the rest of the week, we just dont interact or something
do you have another idea?
>>12735850
yeah gado it's yet another spooky afternoon on s4s ...don't speak the faggot language
https://voca.ro/1v5YmUfaLTC8

Your fortune: Good Luck
https://voca.ro/1448t1R8OI6G

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anxiety makes my pp hard

Your fortune: Godly Luck
IM NOT FAPPING AGAIN.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12735780
blah blah blah goon

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12735990
Nah ur taste is way too normie for me
and isn't it shabbos? I shouldn't be doing any of that nonsense

Your fortune: Average Luck
Shut up catfish Oh shit Godsmack did a cover of sweet leaf?

https://youtu.be/Q_wwzeUedxM?si=6OjCLfYDmEBTcuhM

*Listens*
Lmao that shit sucked

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>>12736022
Holy fuck that was the gayest shit ever lmao definition of buttrock

Need a real cover to wash that COCK out my mouth

https://youtu.be/ows3fJauJ8M?si=fvaO2_je6grzrEvg

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
ok after a fucking 6 hour long panic attack I'm fine now
thanks for tuning in folks!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12736040
>>12736025
>>12736022
why do you keep adding youtube links on your posts?
>>12736043
Why do you exist. Especially on a board of people who don't like you
(Talking to myself btw)

Your fortune: Average Luck
dubs This is what I come to esfores for, to read quality threads like these thank you catfish lol <-- (that's not really there)

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