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fortune

By Anonymous | Updated 01/17/26(Sat)09:36:05

fortune

can one of you guys appear at my door and murder me like right now please

>>12735868
i fucking fucked up the fortune FUCK

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12735868
no the crytsal dolphins wont do that
they let you suffer till you do it yourself
>>12735868
eta: about two hours

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12735868
no but i can hug you instead if you want
>>12735881
THAT WOULD BE FAR MORE PAINFUL

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12735881
please cosplay rei for me and then we have sex
>>12735882
4u

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12735885
i consent.
>>12735900
legal consent is noted as a physical or verbal agreement.

Things such as:
>nodding your head visibly
>speaking yes
>signing the phrase "I do," in modern ASL
>communicating "I would like to," in binary code
>or signing a contract indicating this

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12735902
im doing all of these things at the same time right now
>>12735903
This is also consent.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12735873
hurry up please
>>12735881
i guess thats fine but you should stab me afterwards anyway

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12735905
jesus you're impatient. ill be there when i get there!

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12735905
>should stab me afterwards anyway
i could never to that.
but i could make you some hot cocoa and listen to you sharing your problems and tell you that everything will be fine instead
>>12735900
omg really????? ilusm
>>12735906
are you there yet
>>12735910
that would be nice

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12735868
If you really wanted this you'd post your address.
>>12735868
Okay I'll bring you a bunch of crows and throw them at you. That's what to murder someone means right?
>>12735868
Yeah post your address
>>12735868
i don't wonder why women femsplain privacy to me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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