fortune
By Anonymous | Updated 01/17/26(Sat)09:36:05
can one of you guys appear at my door and murder me like right now please
i fucking fucked up the fortune FUCK
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12735868
no the crytsal dolphins wont do that
they let you suffer till you do it yourself >>12735868
eta: about two hours
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12735868
no but i can hug you instead if you want >>12735881
THAT WOULD BE FAR MORE PAINFUL
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12735881
please cosplay rei for me and then we have sex >>12735882
4u
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12735885
i consent. >>12735900
legal consent is noted as a physical or verbal agreement.
Things such as:
>nodding your head visibly
>speaking yes
>signing the phrase "I do," in modern ASL
>communicating "I would like to," in binary code
>or signing a contract indicating this
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12735902
im doing all of these things at the same time right now >>12735903
This is also consent.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12735873
hurry up please
>>12735881
i guess thats fine but you should stab me afterwards anyway
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12735905
jesus you're impatient. ill be there when i get there!
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12735905
>should stab me afterwards anyway
i could never to that.
but i could make you some hot cocoa and listen to you sharing your problems and tell you that everything will be fine instead >>12735900
omg really????? ilusm >>12735906
are you there yet
>>12735910
that would be nice
Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12735868
If you really wanted this you'd post your address. >>12735868
Okay I'll bring you a bunch of crows and throw them at you. That's what to murder someone means right? >>12735868
Yeah post your address >>12735868
i don't wonder why women femsplain privacy to me
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