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Post your storm preparations

By Anonymous | Updated 01/22/26(Thu)21:58:19

Post your storm preparations

Post your storm preparations

>>12744104 Weatherman said we’re gonna get 4 inches or sumthin >>12744104
dis nigga drinkin milk lmfao
>>12744112
damn that's huge!
>>12744294
for you
i got lot of hot chocolate >>12744115
XD

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>>12744115
what's funny about that lmao
>>12744777
OH HE NEED SUM MILK XDDDD
>>12744777
nice trips. It's funny because there's no way you could possibly drink this much milk before it expires. Stockpiling this much milk for a snow storm accomplishes nothing, except creating shortages for others while wasting money.

>>12744780
It's not bleach, it's milk. And a some orange juice, too.
bleach is a kind of milk >>12744858
what kind of animal produces bleach when it lactates?
>>12744859
Ummm...me
>>12744843
h'e's making cheese
>>12744833
dubs!

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>>12744104
all that milk will go bad very quickly, or doesn't it?

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>>12745229
Nah. You can drink milk well past the ""expiration date"". They only put that there to make you buy more milk. It's a total scam
>>12744294
Milk "gone bad" is just cheese, anon
>>12745230
they make the date slightly before it goes bad so you can feel like you are conquering nature by disobeying their rigid rules

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>>12744777
you tell me, imperial

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