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It is impossible to move out of your parents house.

By Anonymous | Updated 01/25/26(Sun)09:53:01

It is impossible to move out of your parents house.

It is impossible to move out of your parents house.

wtf are you doing in my parents house >>12748537
Actual image of me
>>12748543
oh you know just chillin
>>12748537
impossible to move out and keep all the luxury and amenities you have grown fat and lulled by, especially when you've made nothing of yourself since highschool.
>>12748537
cowe is sleeping
>>12748553
Luxuries like?
>>12748553
>especially when you've made nothing of yourself since highschool
>>12748572
bagel bites, soft-baked cookies, running water, free electricity and internet, a private room you can masturbate in all day
so much
>>12748582
Internet is cheap through your phone. Water and electricity isn't that much either. It's the $1,300 rent on top of those things that make it impossible.
>>12748599
nice dubs but your parents are still paying for that phone plan
my mom showed me this image on facebook a few weeks back captioned: POV you walk in your sons room lole >>12748537
I live in my moms house.
My sister bought my dads house.
My brother s homeless.

Its so true.
I'm moving out to a university in a rural state in a few months, it's pretty much possible if you're not a lazy fucking pig.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12748902
haha, you'll see
if u think about it the custom of each child moving out and buying its own house is completely insane anyway >>12748910
yeah plenty of insane shit going on in the world but everyone's just going along with it
i guess it just hurts to think for most people
>>12748915
its not rly everyone who does this tho most ppl in the world understand extended family strutcuture is better.
>>12748902
lol you have to get out and go to school and work and do things like the common cattle

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