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Hey Faggots,

By Anonymous | Updated 01/26/26(Mon)16:07:37

Hey Faggots,

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Team Fortress 2 videos. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "making retarded comments on youtube"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

no, youre wish >>12751545
wish get a grip
>>12751542
hidden thread
It's funny because you enact weird fag drama none of us have anything hing to do with just to get banned again xD

Not even gonna sage I want ppl to recognize this lol

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12751551
jaks cant learn, theyre all 40 iq
>>12751551
it's uncanny how much you sound like Julie

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12751547
grip on what?
>>12751555
My shaft
Trips
>>12751561
this one?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12751564
No i mean the shaft of my penis get a really good grip on there please

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