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I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?

By wish | Updated 01/27/26(Tue)01:00:51

I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?

I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?
Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel.

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To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know.

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