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Shit day

By Catfish | Updated 01/27/26(Tue)17:10:29

Shit day

Shit day
Shit weather
Shit life

https://youtu.be/c5jeNi9pFKo?si=9Cq_9wM8zqGwn871

Your fortune: Godly Luck

shitty days with shitty weather are made for GOONING
get high as FUCK and stroke that pervert cock
you know you want to
Tonight is not goon night. It's whiskey and an aura of misery that presents a deep hue of red that devolves into a menacing purple

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12754067
you WILL goon
Helped myself to a $30 platter of shrimp (free ofc)

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12754037
why are you so obsessed with this picture mudfish?
black people say this and then its like and then what nigger bump

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12754037
Hey, worthless human. You thinking of dying? I know a guy...
>>12754102
oh young man
you're gonna KILL YOURSELF

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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