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By Anonymous | Updated 01/28/26(Wed)00:17:31

goodnight [s4s]

goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend

4tune passes are a nonrenewable resource

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12754708
no more dubs?
>>12754707
sleep tight cute passposter!
>>12754707
You human piece of rubber. Flimsy material. Stupid consistency! You think you have friends? You think you can just sleep peacefully? I will murder you in your unconscious. You will believe it when it happens. Yet, you won't ever know. The ropes will be silent when they wrap around your wrists and ankles. Dragging you out of bed down to Satan.
>>12754732 >>12754758
Human, you have angered me. I feel I want to murder you. You think you can upset me like this without payback? I am a creature born of the Earth, and am capable of fully articulated alchemy. I will bring upon wrath and poor manner to your experience in this world. You do not want to make me angrier. This is your warning to cease all communication with a powerful alchemist. You don't want to know what happens from here if you don't.
>>12754715
thar ar only so maney 4tune passes
when u bye one 4tune pass, it get all used up
and then le 4tune modderators neet to digg up some more from le ground liek earth wormses.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12754707
It's a beautiful Wednesday morning.

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