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hypothetically speaking how would i get my neighbours to let me babysit their dog without arousing suspicion

By Anonymous | Updated 01/28/26(Wed)22:55:57

hypothetically speaking how would i get my neighbours to let me babysit their dog without arousing suspicion

hypothetically speaking how would i get my neighbours to let me babysit their dog without arousing suspicion

>Oh, hello, I really like your dog and sometimes I’ve seen my dog looking at your house, my dog wants to meet you.

>*Take out le phone with Google Images 2006 of Golden Retrievers*

>My dog! Can I make sure they have a good time?

>*Lie* *Lie* *LIE*

>Le dummy neighbors : Surrre nigga!
noooo leave the pupper alone >>12756793
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?
>>12756794
dont cry :3
>>12756800(DUBS)
The future
>>12756786
He will crawl over to your stinking pussy and sink his teeth into your rotten vagina and chew. I'll laugh...
go back there answer my question >>12756786
>hmmm yess, i will shamelessly falseflag with glegle to associate them with bestiality, surely people will not see through this clever ruse!! now everyone is sure to hate our beloved nonbinary animal >:Dc
ruders are not sending their best

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12757025
Probably one of the soyjak posters

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