If you walk on a frozen river and the ice cracks, you can fall in and be transported away by the current underneath the ice and you will drown and freeze to death and die.
By Anonymous | Updated 02/02/26(Mon)01:35:52
If you walk on a frozen river and the ice cracks, you can fall in and be transported away by the current underneath the ice and you will drown and freeze to death and die.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
I don't get why people like this pretentious faggot. if it's cold enough you instantly go under shock and there's nothing you can do
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12764071
carless use of the word pretentious to project authenticity on anonymous website
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12764079
>can't answer and then proceeds to go on about nothing
Right. >>12764083
if you listen to david speak he was a very objective, pragmatic man who didn't think deeply about many things but smartly understood that emotion came from strange places >>12764085
Uh-huh. He was a snobby dork.
It's just "haha look retarded old man who's a bit esoteric let's put him on a pedastal to seem smarter ourselves". >>12764098
see THIS is saying nothing >>12764085
if he was so smart how come he had gays in his movies >>12764106
mr cool ice frozanne river uv mi kum lole >>12764098
was he really that snobby?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger I had a bad habit
Of missing lovers past
My brother used to call it
'Eating out of the trash'
It's never gonna last
I thought my house was haunted
I used to live with ghosts
And all the perfect couples
Said, "When you know you know."
And, "When you don't you don't." Manager at the DiGiorno pizza factory to a new hire employee:
"DON'T!..DON'T! put too many toppings on there, that's a Hand-Tossed! The crust is the star of the ensemble. We don't want to "take away" from the star of the show!
You screwed it up and smashed the edges and got sauce all over the edges too? That's fine, it's a "Hand-Tossed," people like it better when it looks all screwed up like that, it makes it look hand-tossed. It's fine.
I do think the hand-tossed does have a very good crust however, so he might be right to a certain degree. >>12764157
"Send it, let's go, we have 1.5 million pizzas to make today!" >>12764071
He made great and creepy films
May he rip this nigga directs my dreams
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12764458
uhmm did you just call david lynch the flipping N WORD???? yikes................ >>12764462
What do you think the Eraserhead baby was? lil nigga das what
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12764058
i saw this happen once i still have the nightmares >>12764071
they like him because they are told they should, more or less. they're told he was a genius, profound, a real artist. they don't know the accolodades and retrospectives they've read are marketing copy. it's like with the far side. and brian wilson. >>12764502
Wrong. Lynch should be immune from being associated with starbucks swilling art house reddit hipsters
lol agreed about Brian wilson doe
Your fortune: Excellent Luck catfish doesn't like beach boys or the beatles but does like george harrison.... interesting interesting......
Your fortune: Outlook good tfw simply too intelligent to enjoy david lynch like all these pretentious plebitors
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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