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Your fortune: Good Luck >>12770243
How much is that in American? >>12770240
what's even the joke this time? >>12770246
da jooz >>12770244
chatgpt says:

Face value at the time of hyperinflation: ~$170 USD

Collector value today: ~$20–$100 USD

Official exchange value today: essentially 0 USD

Your fortune: Outlook good >>12770243
what can i get with it? >>12770250
>Official exchange value today: essentially 0 USD
What happened? >>12770257
A blowie from ur mum (Note: 50 trillion Zimbabwe dollars is basically nothing) >>12770261
chatgpt >>12770267
chatgpt ruined Zimbabwe's economy? waow >>12770257
probably not much, i think that was the country where they started weighing bricks of money instead of counting face value
>>12770261
i think they had a bad president that kept printing money to buy what he wanted, and if you add money into an economy it becomes worth less basically because more people have money so they buy more things causing supplies to drop so the suppliers charge more to keep supplying, so the money buys less of the product

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12770275
good thing we have 350 million people in our economy, otherwise we'd notice being robbed! >>12770240
where mogus? >>12770387
Second panel. Bottom bag of jerky. Bottom of the label
>>12770261
Zimbabwe in the late 2000s decided to run the economy like a drunk uncle who just discovered the office printer and a credit card with no limit.Their genius master plan? Print money faster than a white American woman typing frivolous complaints. We're talking wheelbarrows of cash just to buy a loaf of bread that cost more than your house yesterday. The official peak? 89.7 sextillion percent annual inflation in 2008. Yes, sextillion, with 21 zeros.
A number in a mathematical order that would freeze a 90s computer.

That's not hyperinflation, that's "the printer is literally having an existential crisis" inflation.Why? Because the government basically said:
"Taxes? Nah. Productive farms? Let's give them to people who think 'agriculture' means 'stealing tractors and then wondering why nothing grows.' Budget deficit? Just fire up the money printer, bro. It's basically free money if you ignore math, reality, and the part where your currency becomes more worthless than a Tinder match from 2007."

Productive capacity? Cratered. Food production? Tanked. Exports? What exports? They were too busy turning 100-trillion-dollar bills into wallpaper, kindling, and ironic Etsy art. So yeah, Zimbabwe didn't just crash the economy, they turned it into performance art. A trillion-dollar tragedy where the punchline is that your life savings couldn't even buy a single sad tomato. Absolute masterclass in how to make "money printer go brrr" end with "population go cry in the corner."

Legendary levels of economic self-sabotage. Truly the GOAT of fiscal fuckery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-BlZXm7wA