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Took a body shape calculator thingy and it said i have an athlete build

By Anonymous | Updated 02/05/26(Thu)20:00:24

Took a body shape calculator thingy and it said i have an athlete build

Took a body shape calculator thingy and it said i have an athlete build
Im gonna cry :'ccc

fat >>12771117
???

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12771120
Yuji stup being mean >:'x
>>12771121
Ever heard of those calculators where you input your measurements and it calculates random things? Its one for how your body looks, turns out my shoulders dominate my entire ugly body and make me

Here i thought it was all in my head, i am a hon
>>12771124
Oh, you're a tranny. Well, as long as you didn't do surgery, it's reversible.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12771131
Cis, just transphobic slightly
>>12771133
If you're a girl, are you sure that's exactly why they said "athletic"? Usually, when it comes to women, that just means "visibly in shape". If that's the reason why, well, if your boobs are big enough, they'll cancel that out.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12771144
It has nothing to so with exercise, an athlete shape is when you have broad obvious shoulders with a small build

Fucking thing said "your shoulder width is your most defining feature with the largest width difference between ur hips and waist" or some crapo idk i was just insulted

For other body calcs out there without the shoulder width included i get very ego stroking results!! This was the first i saw with one for shoulders and i can't get the usual "hourglass" result i usually get even i make my shoulder measurements more conservative :,,,p
>>12771155
So, I assume you don't have big boobs for your frame, then? Like I said, that cancels out broad shoulders.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12771122
dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12771133
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
can you post link?
i wanna get rated too
>>12771144
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12771155
dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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