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Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.

By Anonymous | Updated 02/06/26(Fri)14:40:29

Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.

Jesus is a cunt, priests are pedophiles, the Bible is toilet paper, and the crucifix is a dildo.

Burn down all churches. Anally rape all Christtards with giant crucifixes, then behead them and skull-fuck their severed heads.

>>12772509
spiritual sex is based but not the proposition of violence
>>12772509
Dude w.t.f
only on fourchan!!!!!!! xD

Your fortune: Outlook good
Jews don't let jews report pedophile rabbis because it would make the antisemites sound right >>12772525

Blow your defective brains out all over your AIDS-coated walls, you worthless autistic pedophile gooner retard.

>>12772548

Raping children is a time-honored Abrahamic tradition.
>>12772599
if everybody does it.......

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
what if you're on the wrong side of history?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12772624
Thankfully I'm political neutral
>>12772525
is sausage dog REAL
>>12772650
Yesm
>>12772509
I didn't know nuns did that
Jesus loves you >>12772841
Psychologists got involved with convents in the 60s and turned every nun into a nymphomanic lesbian
>>12772599
>>12772509
>a pedophilic-themed 'oss image
>having it saved on your PC
OP, i...
It should be legal to kill someone if they're a Christian, a Jew, or a Muslim. >>12773248
I’m praying for you anon
>>12773248
One day you will find out that your beliefs are wrong and Gods will help you fill your soul with love

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12773248
this is what south park does to a nigga
>>12773248
>all kikes and christtards and mudslimes are killed
>all wars end overnight
>mfw
>>12773267
peace on earth

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12773267
then you'll find something else to fight over and eventually nothing ever changes
it's kind of quaint that based atheists like these are still around >>12773268
>peace on earth
yes, exactly. glad we're on the same page.
>>12773268

>Yeah, you may have ended all wars, but now you have African men fucking each other. Checkmate, atheists.
>>12773269
lole we definitely dont need to go looking for other things to fight over since thats not actually whats being fought over like anywhere lel

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12773267
>what is China
>>12772525
>xxxmanmadehorrorsbeyondyourcomprehension.com
Based. Total christkike death.

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