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<we should try to maximize the happiness and wellbeing of as many people as possible.

By Anonymous | Updated 02/08/26(Sun)14:48:18

<we should try to maximize the happiness and wellbeing of as many people as possible.

<we should try to maximize the happiness and wellbeing of as many people as possible.
>Shut up libtard go woke go broke idiot.

<We should kill everyone that looks different than us and abolish democracy in favor of concentrating all the power into a small group of wealthy elites that will TOTALLY always have our best interests in mind.
>Wow BASED! Democracy and civil rights is so cringe. I love the elites as long as they aren't jews ofc.

>>12776492
>we should promote the "interests and well being" of a group of insectoid subhumans who deserve to have their body dissected for science
Evidently you have different priorities than I.
>>12776492
90% of the public belong in a camp. If you had finished college you'd understand.
>>12776513
Why is extremely esoteric knowledge locked up behind a school, that doesn't teach everyone idiosyncratically.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12776501
Jews aren't responsible for you being an autistic incel faggot lil bro.
>>>/bant/23985015

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12776492
>we should try to maximize the happiness and wellbeing of as many people as possible.
This is literally the basis of every economic policy.
>>12776592

Nobody fucking cares if a thread was posted on more than one board, you worthless autistic schizo retard.
>>12776517
they are afraid, big cowards. that a genius will be born and absorb all possible knowledge, but will not be subject to them.
>>12776604
i care. go back there
>>12776659

>go back there

Go back where, sperg? I've been here since literally the day that moot created this board, and I've been on 4chan in general since 2006. How long have you been here? A few months since you discovered this board via Discord?
>>12776664
>I've been here since literally the day that moot created this board, and I've been on 4chan in general since 2006
No longer a flex in 2026 btw
>>12776664
>moot created this board

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12776696
FESTERING NIGGER DIARRHEA

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12776697

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12776664
>since the day that moot created this board
yeaaaah sure buddy
>>12776703
>>12776705

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12776697
16 f*cking seconds
you are unreal seuss

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12776711
RETALIATION IS TOO SWIFT !!! LOLE

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12776696
>>12776705

>being this much of an underage soytroon newfaggot retard

Moot announced the creation of [s4s] on /q/ on April 1, 2013. You would know that if you weren't a 12-year-old Shartytroon.
>>12776729
You know that because you read it on bibanon geg
>>12776729
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12776584
They totally are though. You might think I'm being ironic but I'm really not.
>>12776737

I don't even know what the fuck bibanon is because I'm not a preteen cordmonkey. I was a regular on /q/ and I remember moot making that thread announcing [s4s]'s creation.

Go back to soytroon dot shitty with the rest of the mentally retarded, Discord-addicted children who spam CP, infant gore, and zoosadism.
>>12776798
too you long enough geg
>>12776753

>Jews forced me to be a porn addict

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Here's a solution to your inceldom: hang yourself. Absolutely nobody will miss you.
>>12776804
No Jew, it will be real this time.
>>12776817

Okay, sure thing.
>>12776819
shut the fuck up chudphobe lol
>>12776821

Sorry, but I don't speak Discordese. Please rephrase that in English.
>>12776844
and i don't speak 4chaneese either
>>12776798
making sweet love to your pets is not sadism

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