Anons over 25, why aren't you married yet?
By poly | Updated 02/08/26(Sun)14:59:49
Anons over 25, why aren't you married yet?
Your fortune: Godly Luck Not interested in it
I’ve had several girlfriends before that I have loved but I don’t want marriage >>12776541
Second time??? >>12776531
The thought of having to interact with another human on an hourly basis is so unappealing I rather die alone. >>>/r9k/ >>12776566
but im almost sure this is a repost, anoon
>How would you know?
he asked me
Well anon, i..... am op
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail Gooning is much cheaper Goy marriage is illegal
Transer marriage is illegal
All the marriages i leik r illegal
Except child marriage :3 >>12776531
i'm waiting for poly to accept my proposal >_< Because I'm handicapped >>12776531
maybe because im a huge nerd but it is not a problem for me
atleast i can try to get a zillion bux without trying to support a family as well
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12776531
My parents divorced and the parents of everyone I know also divorced.
I'm barely financially stable on my own why the fuck do I need some woman to take half my shit when she gets bored of me I don't even have to get married she can take my shit just for cohabitating long enough, all money flows toward women, why the fuck am I still paying taxes why am I too much of a coward to transition idfn >>12776600
$12,776,600 when adjusted for inflation
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12776531
>>12776600
https://youtube.com/shorts/FwCPoeVp
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
dubs, sucbrized
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ Rushing into marriage because of your age is silly. Get married when you're ready and have found the right person to get married with >>12776566
I thought of going there first but I know they're all miserable little incels. I kind of want to see the viewpoint of this board.
>>12776556
Why not? Marriage is way better than dating.
>>12776563
For me it's quite the opposite. I'd want to be with my wife 24/7. I just hope she doesn't have the same mentality as you.
>>12776570
>>12776600
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>>12776609
You're all too focused on money. True love is worth more than that. Not all women are gold-diggers. nigga spouting about true love on [s4s] holy disconnect
Your fortune: Better not tell you now I am a man without love >>12776634
I see a lot of people here above the age of 25, thinking about love and lust 24/7 and jerking off all day and crying about it but never actually trying to get a woman. Why? >>12776642
especially considering such a thing doesn't exist >>12776531
Well, why aren't you OP? >>12776646
You're thinking about >>>/r9k/ >>12776651
Nope, same here too. You've clearly not been lurking this board the past week.
>>12776650
Haha, I'm not 25 yet or anywhere near that. I'm 19 but idealize marriage to be a very good and happy thing, especially compared to other alternatives people choose nowadays. I just hope I can achieve it by then.
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12776656
So you were underage whilist you were posting on r/banter
Good to know >>12776656
Ferisk therals isn iedh foral narijl perasker uskern yralt >>12776665
You don't need marriage to that image you think couples look like.
Being classed as defacto is way better. You keep your money, you actually prove your dedication and you get to keep your anti-gov mentality.
who tf needs some gov sponsored cunt to declare anyone is with anyone else? >>12776723
You're just a schizo. You don't need the government to be married, and why would it matter anyways? That's like saying I don't want a car because the government needs me to register it in their system. >>12776745
Respond to my post. I’m a fuckhead. >>12776745
yes poly, these things are not good for us
REJECT MODERNITY
EMBRACE PUBERTY
Your fortune: Good Luck This thread is rlly cringe just thought I’d let you all know i'm ugly and mentally ill >>12776665
And? So what? Most of us here are guilty of this, it's not like you can do anything about it now that I'm of age.
>>12776751
Your statement makes no sense. >>12776755
You should therefore go back >>>/bant/ >>12776755
shut yo bitch ass up nga >>12776755 (dubs)
>now that I'm of age.
highly doubtful considering these threads >>12776767
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12776639
Money literally buys my continued survival and protection from the elements, true love isn't something women experience, idk what you're problem is but men need women a lot more than women need men and that dynamic makes men uniquely vulnerable. >>12776823
>men need women a lot more than women need men
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
omg hahaha >>12776531
jews I'm 30 years old. I've never kissed anyone and I fully intend to keep it that way for the rest of my life. I've also never had any friends - and, again, I try my best to keep it that way. Human beings are worthless garbage and I'm not going to care about garbage. >>12776827
you haven't proven him wrong, you're basically pussy repellant incarnate and look how you turned out, literally destroying your liver in real time. >>12776879
obsessed lol
sorry you don't pass or whatever is making you act like this >>12776531
did u kno that the latter day saints did not kno the lex luther king martinez or watever and dont divorce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sn
Anonymous is a reporter from /s4s/