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Have you ever been covered in bananas?

By Anonymous | Updated 02/09/26(Mon)14:01:09

Have you ever been covered in bananas?

Have you ever been covered in bananas?

>>12778490
I'll cover you with my banana.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
that shit would be bananas Why would you cover youself in bananas when you can BE bananas?

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12778490
once. Back in '86, just heading home from my freshman year in college. Worst car accident I ever seen in my life. Bananas everywhere. I tried to swerve to avoid them, but there was nothing I could do. I still remember that sweet, sticky, mushy feeling between my fingers as I struggled to escape the burning wreckage.

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