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I'm about to take a trip to Walmart. On my shopping list:

By Anonymous | Updated 02/10/26(Tue)12:43:40

I'm about to take a trip to Walmart. On my shopping list:

I'm about to take a trip to Walmart. On my shopping list:

-Spicy hot pepper anti-squirrel bird food.
-Schweppes cuz I legitimately love how cabonated it is
-Something to mix with Schweppes
-Whiteclaw hard seltzer
-maybe some food?

Anything else I should add to my shopping list? I'll document my shopping journey

>>12780013
u r a legend!

i recommend breakfast sausages and the mac n cheese with liquid cheese sauce, it is very tasty when cooked and eaten together like spaghetti and meatballs

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12780013
Box cotex extra large
>>12780034
... wtf is cotex?
>>12780029
I am adding breakfast sausage an mac and cheese with liquid cheese pouch to my shopping list
>>12780039
well I guess that's all I'm adding
it would've been funny if someone had suggested something to better myself and my life like a vacuum cleaner or something, just to see if I actually get it
that would've been lulzy
anyways, I'm off to Walmart. Guess I'm getting:
-spicy bird food
-schweppes
-vodka
-whiteclaws
-macaroni and cheese (the good kind)
-breakfast sausage

I will check [s4s] on my phone when I get there to see if you have any more ideas, but that's the total list for now
Post pics of the food i havent stepped foot inside of a walmart in over a decade, this makes me better than everyone else that steps foot inside of walmarts for any reason >>12780039
>>12780088
yum yum

beware, i dont know what kind of geolocation data can be extracted from pictures posted here

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12780156
I'm beyond caring. Dox me if you want. Gonna call the feds on me for living in a dirty trailer, getting drunk and feeding birds?
>>12780013
every photo i see of america has the flag in it.
it's like if they go ten seconds without seeing it, they'll forget what country they're in.
>>12780176
just saying

there are a ton of nasty creeps on this website these days

Your fortune: Good Luck
I cant post any photos until I get home because of fucking gay ass 2mb file size limit too lazy to post them all individually, but proof that I did get everything on my list >>12780457
woooo, sausage and mac!

you shouldnt drink though, i used to do the same thing and probably wasted $20k on alcohol and who knows how many brain cells

i recommend a cool and refreshing glass of Mountain Lightning (walmart brand mountain dew) though

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12780156
4chan scrubs exif data and has done so for years
>>12780475
thats good to know

are you sure it all gets scrubbed?

theres still the problem of google street view and other google, facebook, etc. images

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12780493
go ted throw ted posty

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>>12780465
There's nothing redeeming about me that would be saved if I stopped drinking. I'm not fighting for a lost cause and you shouldn't either

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