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POV: your "adopted" live-in onahole (male) has just tripped and spilled your breakfast and generally ruined everything!

By Anonymous | Updated 02/10/26(Tue)12:55:40

POV: your "adopted" live-in onahole (male) has just tripped and spilled your breakfast and generally ruined everything!

POV: your "adopted" live-in onahole (male) has just tripped and spilled your breakfast and generally ruined everything!

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>>12780051
im sorrryyyyyyuyuuyyyy you know breakfast is hard for me. im still groggy
I'm sorry but no matter how much you try boys will never be as cute or moe in the same way that girls are. A boy's cuteness is much different from a girl's and masquerading as one will only feel forced and that's why it always ends up being something sexual >>12780068
oh nooo not the sexual noooo i cant believe humans have sexxxxx
>>12780100
That's the thing, it's all these borderline-trans people talk about. Sex sex sex. It's like the only things you guys got going for you and you guys trick yourselves into believing that and fetishize it
>>12780108
why are u speaking like Alex jones
>>12780116
I wouldn't know, but it sounds like he knows what he's talking about
>>12780108
but that's literally how women live, all their interactions with men revolve around sex or using their sex to advance their personal goals
>>12780167
Maybe if your life revolves around gooning and sex consumes your mind that's what it feels like, but people are much more than that if you're not an NPC. Sex is just a natural part of being attracted to someone but if your reasons for being with somebody is "they let me have sex with them" or "they're sexy" then you have to think about why your relationships fail

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