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By Anonymous | Updated 02/13/26(Fri)20:04:27

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i wanna fucking blow my brains out oml

>>12786362
i think i know u
>>12786362
u look 14
post your exposed breasts before you do that thanks >namefags show up frame 1
lel
>>12786370
wut
>>12786375
i said namefags show up frame 1. whats so hard to understand here, frame 1? that just means immediately. namefags showed up immediately, thats it
>>12786378
well, they're usually the most active, i just didn't get why it was such a deal, thought it wuz normal
>>12786366
u do? -OP
>>12786383
its not normal, they dont even appear in most other threads. they only appear in threads that shouldn't be here, like discord tier threads such as this one. it's just funny when they flock to the only bad threads on the catalog like flies.
>>12786384
i think i saw u get on the bus once, close to my home, like, not long ago, maybe yesterday, maybe some other day this same week idk
am bad at remembring faces, but i have the feeling ive seen u before irl
>>12786386
you sound like you post soy or memes from tiktok
>>12786390
i dont ride the bus... -OP
>>12786398
then it was somewhere else, but im sure i saw u and not far from where i live
>>12786400
oh! -op
When I think of suicide I think it's gay and I'm not gay

https://youtu.be/x1hSqzr3mJk?si=oaiE6qU3qZUaNXJr

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12786416
too bad, i will have to another way to hide my plot

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12786419
Suicide is an exercise in futility. It's easy to drop out of life and realize it for the farce that it is but suffering though it is far more kino than "leaving during the intermission"

Stanhope had a brilliant bit on this; of you go to see a movie and you're bored half way in then you walk out.

"Walk out"

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12786430
i'll still carry out my plan i just have to think of another way to hide my connection to it
>>12786433
wait lemme join u
>>12786442
dude, when you said you weren't suicidal and i said that i had to think of a way to hide my plot, i meant that i was going to kill you
are you too drunk to get it or the the joke i make was shit? im honestly confused sorry
>>12786433
The truly suicidal do it, with not a bang but a whimper. They were dead long before you paid attention to them.

The suicidal do not play dramas or plays. They don't seek for someone to tell them not to jump

They just do it. Never to be heard again. Which is sad because I imagine all they needed was for someone to listen to them. It reminds me of how sailors would become so distressed at the infinity and finality of the ocean they would literally jump to their deaths hence the lore of Sirens

We make sense of life the best we can. When we run out of options, well..

Your fortune: Outlook good
hey before you kill yourself can you make your onlyfans free >>12786456
ion use onlyfans (yet) -op
>>12786456
Yuji you doge ;)
>>12786362
don't do that, OP. you are loved
>>12786362
Hey dude you look like a bitch lol
>>12786529
who are you?
>>12786416
You literally told us you fuck dudes.
>>12786599
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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