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By Anonymous | Updated 02/13/26(Fri)20:25:05

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i dry burned myself LOL

goddamn
remember to washe an clean infections are NOT NICE
idk if I was drunk or what but I had the old school stove with heated coils and if you press your flesh against it it's just instantly singed and dead

Fire is genuinely scary when you realize it immolated your nerves so you don't even feel pain as you're consumed.
Horrible fate.

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>>12786422 >>12786422
i purposely did it.
>>12786432
cringe, youre just making yourself uglier
>>12786432
No you didn't. I can tell an accident burn.

I've literally put cigarettes out on my wrists and body and slashed my throat please don't lie to me

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>>12786434
cut urself w a rusty razor blade
>>12786413
that looks horrible. stop it
>>12786440
i do this everytime i shave, its not fun
>>12786413
LOL
>>12786422
>so you don't even feel pain
I know you're an idiot, but this is some next level shit.
Immolated your nerves? that's not how burns work, hell that's not even how nerves work.
man...you're one dumb motherfucker.
>>12786413
It feels funny to get burned, I once burned my leg, your scar will start to look like pork.

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