4D CHESS IS FOR COWARDS. I HAVE ASCENDED. —The Grandmaster of the 5th Plateau
By wish | Updated 02/16/26(Mon)00:01:13
>be me >3:12 AM >heart rate: 140bpm (it’s rhythmic, like a metronome for osu!) >brain: currently a Windows 95 screensaver >eyes: seeing the source code of the Topkek wrapper
Just played a game of 4D Chess against the shadow person in the corner. He tried to move his Knight into the 3rd dimension. I countered by moving my Pawn into the PAST.
I captured his King before the game even started. Checkmate in -15 minutes. The board started leaking static. I think I accidentally uninstalled reality.
>tfw the caffeine, dph and thc hits the DXM and the circles start clicking themselves >tfw Topkek is the only constant in a crumbling universe
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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