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Recommend me things I can do to get myself killed

By Anonymous | Updated 02/18/26(Wed)00:04:10

Recommend me things I can do to get myself killed

Recommend me things I can do to get myself killed

don't kill yourself, you'll reincarnate into a mexican! >>12795424
shut the fuck up you’ll never know my pain waking up every day as a Filipino
>>12795439
start by losing some weight and going to the gym you worthless tard
>>12795444
0/10 ragebait you ugly fucking nigger

You almost made me laugh
>>12795418
Look up the most dangerous jobs.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12795484
Lion tamer
>>12795439
You're Filipino? Oh that explains why you're always angry..
>>12795418
Walk to new York
>>12795439
Jesus you're Not white but at least you're not a nigger or a Mexican. Fuck son, get your fucking privilege together.
Underneath your nearest overpass. 6AM, on the dot. Dress light, dress comfortably. Don't be late. Bring no less than 3 or greater than 7 kilograms of filtered water with you--weigh it! Temperature, gravity, and air pressure can alter volume. Be sure to account for the weight of the container. Stay there until the signal. You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it. Your next instruction will be revealed then. If you do everything right, you will be given what you seek.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12795418
sex with cactus

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12795492
Kilograms is weight not volume you dumb fuck
posting to improve my captcha rep >>12795497
yuo're wrong its mass

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12795486
It’s akin to being a fucking black fucking dark fucking nigger you fucking faggot ass fucking new namefaggot newfag
>>12795487
I walk through skid row everytime I go out
>>12795496
I don’t give a fuck I want to die go ahead and tear my cock and balls off and my intestines from my asshole as long as I fucking die already fuck
>>12795499
You're wrong it's metric.
>>12795501
Pretty gay bro, pretty gay
>>12795501
>I walk through skid row everytime I go out
I guess no one wants to fuck with an angry Filipino
why are brown people so angry about being brown? brown is beautiful

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12795520
My shit is bright orange and smells sweet
>>12795520
this, brown women are so hawt like ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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