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Why did god left the balls hanging outside and didn't put them inside the body?

By Anonymous | Updated 02/21/26(Sat)13:15:10

Why did god left the balls hanging outside and didn't put them inside the body?

Why did god left the balls hanging outside and didn't put them inside the body?
We are so vulnerable now

>>12802161
God knew the proper temperature for sperm making and made a little gonad pouch that can hang down to stay cool and pull up against the body for warmth. It's a miracle really, smart design. Do you think a scrotum like that would come from evolution?
We should be walking on all fours then they would be more shielded. God never meant for us to stand up >>12802319
we stood up to defy the God who created us and grabe the fruit
now we stand to lose it all. . .

>>12802316
theistic evilution makes sense to me but i feel u

t.former YEC who took the latter out & escape
so sperms can breathe fresh air

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>>12802338
Mf who tf is we?
It's like me fucking your mom and then saying
How could you fuck your own mother

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