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So I saw with Gemini you can make music now and it looked pretty cool, so I wanted to write an [s4s] song. So I started writing lyrics and got about halfway done and wanted to hear what it would sound like, but apparently my song is too spicy for Gemini. I wanted to share my lyrics anyways.

By Anonymous | Updated 02/21/26(Sat)17:55:08

So I saw with Gemini you can make music now and it looked pretty cool, so I wanted to write an [s4s] song. So I started writing lyrics and got about halfway done and wanted to hear what it would sound like, but apparently my song is too spicy for Gemini. I wanted to share my lyrics anyways.

So I saw with Gemini you can make music now and it looked pretty cool, so I wanted to write an [s4s] song. So I started writing lyrics and got about halfway done and wanted to hear what it would sound like, but apparently my song is too spicy for Gemini. I wanted to share my lyrics anyways.

This is a Very Nice Board
(done in the style of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire")

gippo dudee, swaglord
lame is a whore
/pol/-tards blaming jews
lobster scrappy doo
Yuji Sakai, catfish
mikugirl, suess and wish
bury ebil, bury smole,
Saturday skribble

bury nice, venice
katie peach and dolores
taco kid is posting porn
grooming milk on discord
steven pinker, spikeman
hammer puppy, wew lad
wish is taking DXM
checking doubles on page 10

*chorus*
This is a very nice board
We've been posting may-mays since the very first day
This is a very nice board
We tried to stop to rude posts but there's too many schizos

tranny girls with BPD
el perro stretchy
lowercase, spike dog
bocchi the rock
bune raven, munch quit
spongebob in a pot of shit
jannies, trannies
posting their cock

g8r posting dinner
/qa/ lost, we're winners
konata, moloko
ayanami, snek court
tea fren, loli
namefigs getting horny
5 fortune treasure hunt
Sayeed posting doremi

*chorus*
This is a very nice board
We've been posting may-mays since the very first day
This is a very nice board
We tried to stop to rude posts but there's too many schizos

die retard just remove loli you retard >>12802587
I tired. No matter what edits I made it wouldn't go through
>brought up /qa/ yet again award
oh yeah.../qa/ won BIGLY
>>12802596
listen bud I still have 3 verses left to go and I'm already out of material. open to more suggestions
ask grok >>12802587
it's not the loli, it's the copyright infringement

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12802577
holy reddit
>>12802608
grok doesn't have a music generator
you can sort of do it through their imagine video generation, but you're limited to 10 second video clips and the audio is janky
t. AI obsessed loser with a paid subscription to Grok, Gemini and Claude (but not ChatGPT. Fuck OpenAI)

EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF [S4S]!

DOREMIPOSTER! VS! YUJI SAKAI

BEGIN!

YUJI SAKAI:
It's doremiposter, le dead beat
Just give up and post some hot grills so that I can stroke my los meat.

you think that YOU can win a rap battle?
you have the speech patterns of an infant
best you'll do is wave a baby rattle.

you try too hard to be nice and post the same Doremi characters over and over
no wonder you get bullied, you're such a pushover

DOREMIPOSTER:

Hey fren, dats nodd nice
I'll hab to gib you some advice

neber post anything perby or rude
it's an easy rule to follow, but you're like a reverse prude!

I won't tolerate anything dats mean!
can you just be nice and stop talking about your peen?

eberything you say is always a lewd perby thing
dond you feel strange obsessing ober something you neber eben seen..?

YUJI SAKAI:

That's it, get in the corner because I got my wife Ripa in the bedroom
Only girls you've been with is the children that you groom!

but I wouldn't mind if you could pass one over
I will sleep with any anime griller, even le green clover


DOREMIPOSTER:

Ripa neber eben agreed to be your wife
What are you eben saying? are you alright?
sorry but, it's nodd like she'd wanna be with a guy who failed life

besides, yyour fantasy is getting locked up by Renge in a cage
at least exhibitionism could lead to me getting laid

Yuji Sakai:
Yeah it's true that I failed at life
but at least I didn't get scammed into trying to sell people a knife

you graduated from school
but at the end of the day you'll always still be seen as the biggest [s4s] fool

Hey, that was my job, but I guess you're my replacement
too bad you'll never graduate from your parents basement.

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ANNOUNCER:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12802639
LOLE!
>>12802622
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12802577
You're not making music. Gemini is.
>>12802577
lyrical dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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