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>woke up at 3 in the morning because i suddenly had horrible cramps

By Anonymous | Updated 02/23/26(Mon)03:20:37

>woke up at 3 in the morning because i suddenly had horrible cramps

>woke up at 3 in the morning because i suddenly had horrible cramps
>took ibuprofen but the cramps didn’t go away
>i panicked thinking i was pregnant even though i haven’t had sex in over 7 months
>panicked even more when i felt like i needed to push a baby out
>i ran to the bathroom
>took a fat shit
>the cramps went away

congratulations! >>12805155
foids really are this dumb.
btw, who are you quoting?
>>12805155
Dubs...the fat shit is your baby
>>12805215
congrats on getting a brother
>>12805192
ur mom

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