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By Anonymous | Updated 02/23/26(Mon)13:56:52

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>>12805808
stop making me hungry, im broke

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Yeah well try this one, and I'll say it just once!

>Go ahead!

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT IT, Ennis!

So all we got now is ESFORCE MOUNTAIN! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all!

So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest!

You count the DAMN FEW TIMES we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking LEASH you keep me on, and THEN you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get!

You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!

You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you...
werking atm! be back in a few hours. flube? peanut butter and dark chocolate almond peanut bar for lunch If love were liquid it would drown me, in a placeless place would find me I had medicated peach rings once they were good >>12806153
sounds good. I low-key hate gummy edibles because every time I get them they have the consistency of gumdrops and I fucking hate gumdrops
I can never understand why they can't make gummy edibles like actual gummy candy that isn't shit. like why can't I find thc gummies with the consistency of haribo gummies? those are s-tier
but no instead it's always got to be shit that's barely more firm than jelly coated in sugar crystals. who the fuck likes that?
>>12806156
I like anything mushy and sugary but im also pretty much retarded
>>12806156
i prefer drinks like St. Idea but even bevvies have that problem. there's a select few that do it right, let's hope our continued investment into their business will yield a higher variety with quality
>>12805826
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hey so...
you know we can like, hang out on any day of the week now right :)

don't need to wait till midnight for a cytube anymore !

look I just REALLY don't wanna do an esforce okay... apart from how a certain nefarious person is active on this board again I really just don't wanna go through another loop of writing out paragraphs and juggling 12 different topics at once for you, only for you to not even reply to posts I put so much time and thought into crafting, even though I'm bumping the thread 3 weeks straight... Just had to get this out there.

]the[/fortune]
>>12806166
yes.. we don’t have to do all that. i will be very to the point (also speaking of that person, was that really him in the thread?! he looked kinda like, afro-hispanic or something idk!)
>>12806166
i actually forgot that your schedule changed a bit, that’s great! i’ll be off in a few days. i don’t even mind hanging out on work nights sometimes but i’ve felt sick all day today, sore scratchy throat :c achey muscles. i almost didn’t have the energy to come back and post, but your reply motivated me to say something. oh, and also the (somewhat) understandable hostile tension that’s been present in the last few exchanges we’ve had..
>>12805808
that needs salt.
>>12806282
Would rather not continue acknowledging that I was actually groomed by someone who looks like that :)

Could I at least trust in you to establish a date for a hangout, when you presume you'll be better?
. *looks at that latest thread*

yep... this is really the thread you made me have to keep using in order to maintain a semblance of friendship with you since 2023...
>>12805808
peach wangies

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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