my body's like
By Anonymous | Updated 02/24/26(Tue)15:01:49
my body's like
>pluuuueaaaaasssse give me water, I need it so bad!
but then it's like
>actually I don't need it lmao
lmfao it really do be like dat doe lol and also with food and poob hahaha That first sip of water after you're dehydrated... Nothing better >>12807692
So los hydrating and satisfying
>>12807685
There is poob in ur body right night (rn) >>12807899
>There is poob in ur body right night (rn)
proof? >>12807677
maybe you just had too much sodium. if you eat salty foods your sodium level is going to go up and make you super thirsty because the only way to get rid of excess sodium is just to flush it out with water. and that pee may look crystal clear coming out, but it may actually be carrying a shitload of salt with it.
The other major possibility is that you're diabetic or pre-diabetic. Diabetes will cause blood sugar to turn into ketones, which are like shrapnel in the blood stream. And much like excess sodium, the only way to purge ketones is by flushing them out with water. So diabetes can cause both excessive thirst and urination just like eating too much salty food.
Either way you really need to look at your diet, my man >>12807901
Lemme cut you open my body's like
>i dont want to ever drink water
but then society is like
>you will die if you don't stay extremely hydrated at all times i actually enjoy the feeling of being dehydrated, it kind of makes me high >>12808120
i understand this but stay just hydrated enough to not be uncomfortable but dread being hydrated enough to not be in a bit of a daze
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12808101
yeah your body is fucked up because you use full-sugar sodas as your primary means of liquid intake. Don't try to deny it, we've all seen your "OH MAH GAH!" dinner shots with Katie Peach. Not a drop of water in sight, only soda.
you've basically forgotten what actual hydration looks like. Your body doesn't even associate water with hydration, just Mr. Pibb. You're fucked. you get water from all the food you eat, it's very rare that you're actually biologically thirsty, you wouldn't be able to think about anything but getting water in your mouth
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