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a thought

By Anonymous | Updated 02/24/26(Tue)15:59:18

a thought

it feels somewhat eerie to know that women exist online, it feels surreal

ikr it's like, how bad were things for you that you ended up here with a working vagine lel i love e-girls and girl vtubers so muc omg omg <3 <3 Yuji Sakai must be sterilised

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12808635
you forgot to remove Yuji Sakai from the namefield
>>12808639
make leavings now
>>12808640
no u

no one thinks your troon simping chastity cage wearing bullshit is funny
>>12808645
don't like it? then filter me and fuck off

right now youre using my namefig. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, which means you must be secretly liking my posts
>>12808647
no, you're using my namefig and getting both of us filtered by everyone
>>12808649
good, that means i am achieving the intended effect
>>12808652
faggot
>>12808654
hahah i actually lol'd, kys idiot

imagine stealing someone's name in an attempt to gain some sort of fame, and then when the actual person who owns the name posts, you get mad. literally how cucked can you be
>>12808656
are you the original yuji sakai? drop more acid
>>12808658
i don't feel like i have to, i am actually quite content with the state of affairs
>>12808661
you don't even post spikeman

go make a yosho thread if you want to be Yuji Sakai
>>12808662
the fundamental difference between you and me is that you "want" to be Yuji Sakai, or are trying to approach that state

in actuality there is no such state because it's just a namefig i made

it's a hilrious prank
>>12808665
and I'm the one who made you interesting
>>12808668
that's a rather egregious thing to say because i have absolutely no idea who you are, nor do i really care
>>12808670
I'm you but better
>>12808672
are you absolutely certain of this?

in fact are you sure you are me at all, or have anything to do with me, or even want to?
>>12808676
I've been Yuji Sakai for longer than you

i'm going to watch president spikeman now
>>12808679
>I've been Yuji Sakai for longer than you
i have been jesus my whole life

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