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uhhhhhhh actually caring about your appearance in a world that worships youth and beauty is le bad!!

By Anonymous | Updated 02/26/26(Thu)01:20:49

uhhhhhhh actually caring about your appearance in a world that worships youth and beauty is le bad!!

uhhhhhhh actually caring about your appearance in a world that worships youth and beauty is le bad!!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

accelerate Zoomies are like those mindless zombies who's actions are determined by nothing except social media trends There’s a difference between caring about something and obsessing over it. >>12810629
the jews caused this to happen.
>>12810632
*big tech you mean
>>12810616
"looksmaxxing" as if it's some brand new zoomer trend to care about personal appearance. Did zoomers invent makeup and fashion just to looksmax?
>>12810632
No, we didn't, again
>>12810632
no it was like 4 social media guys whose companies got way out of hand and they never could have predicted the outcome and had too many yes men along the way that led them not to question anything until it was too late

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12810637
people are smashing their faces with hammers i thought

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12810637
they only care because young men started doing it
>>12810629
Reminder that zoomies are keen on doing dangerous stunts and killing themselves because of trends on tik tok
>>12810675
im zoomer and almost 29.
i remember blockbuster and disposable cameras. i didnt have tiktok, i had sonic adventure 2.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12810682
29 is not a zoomer, but a millenial unc
>>12810682
You're a dirty past-prime millennial like the rest of us and don't you dare pretend you're too young or vtuber pilled for it, I can see right through your ruses like water in a clear glass.

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12810698
zoomers are unc now on skibidi
>>12810698
keyword: "almost", im 28.
im what u call a "zillenial", a kind of generation mutt who relates to no one at all.
My teen years were mw2, dubstep, club penguin, newgrounds.
My younger years were ps2, spongebob, vhs tapes.
>>12810706
i get it vro, ur adulting epic style, eating avacado toast for second breakfast roflmao, all hail raptor jesus!!!
are ppl actually smashing their faces with hammers or... >>12810767
six seven!!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12810760
Praise be unto his holy carnivorousness.
>>12810698
the oldest zoomers are turning 30 this year
>>12810760
generations arent really set in stone things, im 20 and my first game was sonic for the genesis, i didnt even experience 7th gen or know what it was capable of until the ps4 was already out. i remember VHS and my family had CRTs for a decade. someone born in 1996 is never going to relate to someone born in 2010 simply because they are 14 years apart from eachother and generations are just very vague categorizations of broad cultural trends that dont really reflect reality
>>12810816
>someone born in 1996 is never going to relate to someone born in 2010
as someone who hangs out with teenagers, i can tell you this isn't true. People can relate to more than just what they grew up with. Plus Tiktok keeps digging up the 00s. Young zoomies and alphies obsess over "older brother core", grunge, scene, south park etc. Just as I obsess over the 90s, a generation that I was a baby during. Time is a circle sucking its own dick.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>as someone who hangs out with teenagers

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12810826
zoomers under 30 are basically grown ass adult children
The only thing every generation has in common is you all are insufferable scathing chuds

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