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i just realized i own the universe

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 02/26/26(Thu)13:26:24

i just realized i own the universe

i just realized i own the universe

am i tripping on dmt again >>12811515
will that stop me from finding you? will you dodge or even need to dodge?

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>>12811517
dude the universe is myself
there is nothing to be attained

>>12811519
nothing will stop you from doing anything you want to me
>>12811522
yosho will stop her
>>12811517
How can I find dmt? Seriously it is the one thing on my list of things I need to do before I die. It is very important, I have some serious questions for the machine elves, and I think they're waiting for me
>>12811527
your body emits tons of DMT when you die so you'll get to hang out with them
>>12811529
You don't understand, I have to help them prevent the collapse of the simulation. Quantum computers are abusing a glitch in the simulation and I need to know how bad it's gotten
>>12811532
oh i had this hallucination too, we need to crash the simulation so we can start a new one
nigga wee hao >>12811534
but this simulation is worth saving. that's why when one of the developers went in to teach us how to be good people and we ended up crucifying him for it, he was still like, nah, these are good folk, imma let this simulation keep running. EVEN THOUGH WE TORTURED AND CRUCIFIED HIM

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