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my pebis made cunmies

By Anonymous | Updated 02/26/26(Thu)18:44:43

my pebis made cunmies

>>12812186
congrats!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
You are speaking shit to me

Your fortune: Average Luck
Allow me to clean you off with my tongue ;) I've been practicing flexing my muscles when cumming so that it properly shoots out with force. It's going well >>12812234
I need to learn this
>>12812186
Should I fap or should I go to bed?
>>12812234
I got a really bad muscle cramp right when I was cumming and that's how I learned that at the moment of orgasm, all pain turns into pleasure
>>12812253
Fap real quick then beddy tiem :^)
>>12812287
I have to shower if a fap.
>>12812293
you smell that bad?
also semen is vicious and trying to shower it off is rough
dumb ass I bet u don't even have a weiner

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12812295
Don't know what to tell you... I don't like going to bed with a dirty penis.
>>12812293
>>12812295
when you're cursed with high T, your skin and hair gets oily and you start to smell bad real quickly the first fap, you also get a 5 o clock shadow that never really goes away no matter how close u shave
>>12812287
>>12812295
>>12812486
Good news everyone. I fapped and showered.
>>12812502
i like to fap in the shower, my hair gets oily on a time delay after fapping so it seeps in after shampoo and conditioner and leaves my hair looking nice and not too dry but also not matted down.
>>12812502
Let papa catch a whiff.

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