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I plan on not eating anything else today man chocolate is really nasty

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12813737
amateur hour isn't that normal?
i once ate whole a 2 pounds (1 kg) chocolate bar while watching youtube

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12813737
What the fuck is a kcal?
>>12813744
it's far from my worse but I've been trying to loose weight you see, and I'm in vacations currently so I just sit at the computer all day ergo I wish I hadn't chocolated (it was really tasty tho)
>>12813746
The calorie is a unit of energy that originated from the caloric theory of heat.[1][2] The small calorie or gram calorie is defined as the amount of heat needed to raise the temperature of one milliliter of water by one degree Celsius (or one kelvin).[3][4][5][1] The large calorie, calorie of food, dietary calorie, kilogram calorie, or kilocalorie (kcal) is defined as the amount of heat needed to raise the temperature of one liter of water by one degree Celsius.[1][3] Thus, 1 large calorie is equal to 1,000 small calories (1 kcal = 1000 cal).

In nutrition and food science, the term calorie and the symbol cal may refer to the large unit or to the small unit in different regions of the world. It is generally used in publications and package labels to express the energy value of foods in per serving or per weight, recommended dietary caloric intake,[6][7] metabolic rates, etc. Some authors recommend the spelling Calorie and the symbol Cal (both with a capital C) if the large calorie is meant, to avoid confusion;[8] however, this convention is often ignored.[6][7][8]

Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12813746
A kilo-calculator, its for doing math in the 1000s >>12813748
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lole 6 7 >>12813756
are you old enough to be here? >>12813758
I am sadely >>12813761
are you being treated for your poo brain? >>12813764
good point uhh...

Your fortune: Excellent Luck >>12813737
fatchy is such a fat idiot dumbass go learn a spell that makes u lose weight FATTY >>12813767
bro deleted his post :skull:
3/10 ragebait + L + ratio

Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12813744
1 kg chocolate bar while “watching youtube” aka dissociating for 3 hours straight

yeah bro that’s not normal that’s a side quest called **prediabetes any% speedrun**

at least my 489 kcal was a tactical strike
you committed a confectionery war crime >>12814910
wha
did you also eat the same chocolate bar as me why are you claiming my calories

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12813737
dont worry whoomfie i ate a whole pizza today and still had the audacity to eat a salad too. feelin like a total fatass, im back over 170lbs n i look like a goblin in the mirror. real distressing stuff.. >>12814922
thats far less than me probably

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