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president spikeman has declared war on >>>/i/ >>>/r/ >>>/a/ and >>>/n/

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 02/28/26(Sat)12:59:16

president spikeman has declared war on >>>/i/ >>>/r/ >>>/a/ and >>>/n/

president spikeman has declared war on >>>/i/ >>>/r/ >>>/a/ and >>>/n/

>>12815634
no! you can't!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12815634
It's not a real war unless there's boots on the ground
the president of peace >>12815637
imagine if Yuji Sakai had been wearing boots the whole day

Your fortune: Godly Luck
i lobe pololtivs >>12815639
The US should mobilize it's neetbux population by using them as fodder in the first wave.

Imagine giving Yuji an M16 and airdropping him in Tehran.
>>12815657
id like to be mobilised alongside american soldiers so i could shoot them easily
>>12815657
make me a drone pilot
leader komeme is kill um bouquet de pulso na mão esquerda e comemorar >>12815878
Can waste a drone on some autist that will probably crash it within 10 seconds.
You're only good as a meat shield.
>>12815634
pleasantly based threade + mp4. when did they start letting us use mp4's??

>>12815639
my imagination tank ran out I'm more of a visual learner

>>12815657
>>12815878
ok I called and they said we can authorize these actions if I get dubs otherwise it's still a maybe

>>12816014
while this is true it will waste some of their intelligence officers wondering if the crash zone was actually strategic
>>>/l/

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12817850

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12817850
makes me wonder...
>>>/j/ >>>/q/ >>>/z/ >>>/test/ >>>/0/ >>>/9/

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12817868
>>>/m/ods >>>/a/re >>>/f/ags once again
>>12815634
i support this decision, nyo
>>12817888
trips

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12815634
VOTE SPIKEMAN OUT!

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