making some nurgle juice tonight
By Catfish | Updated 03/01/26(Sun)15:18:02
making some nurgle juice tonight
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
vodka is just nasty. I could never get used to the taste. nigler
Your fortune: Bad Luck BROTHER PALADIN, I'VE LOST A LEG
HAVE YOU SEEN IT
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck give me a vocaroo of that fizz >>12818477
dubs
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ $-#+ @<7 fu;!
Your fortune: Good Luck >full sugar
lol good goy all sugarless but it's cool niggas on my dick like crazy as always
now excuse me I need to crush this nugget into stardust
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail goyfish with the tsuntsun getup acting too shy to reply bc ppl care about his health uwu
Love to see it >>12818488
dubs these are the perks of being bimbopilled, shinji
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ what's with the offbrand mtn dew
vodka is vodka but "dew" ain't dew if you know what I mean >>12818501
shit tastes the same and cost 89 cents a 2 liter
kinda goober will question is that
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Your fortune: Good Luck >>12818499
getting a 99 is a pretty solid perk
Your fortune: Godly Luck >which chemical mixture would appease my tastebuds better hmmmmm, i wanna drink too T_T >>12818524
those pictures just turn my stomach now i don't miss it at all
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I used to drink those before I quit drinking. I can go a while just drinking two cans a day then for some reason I decide to get blackout drunk and spend all my money so I dont drink anymore ;_; the last time i got drunk i woke up with a needy femboy in my dm's, this shit is never not a huge mistake >>12818534
the smell of vodka genuinely makes me sick but I think it's just the olfactory memory of how many times I've nearly croaked from it
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it's almost like certain people care about abv and price instead of taste!
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now man wish posting gets boring fast
>Wait I gotta do this for HOW long?
Your fortune: Godly Luck we gooning? >>12818570
prolly not fam
Your fortune: Better not tell you now this drink was conceptual because I knew the taurine and caffeine would exacerbate the noid and draw out buzz
tldr I'm fucking zooted and I was promised this :}
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That vodka looks like it would burn through ur innards >>12818698
we get it ur a normal human zzz
fucking yikes
jinkies scoob, even
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12818540
>it's almost like certain people care about abv and price instead of taste!
Who woulda thunkit >>12818731
Excuse me but who are you quoting?
https://youtu.be/J1BhuZjrjHM?si=JE2
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I quotey you baka brains
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