Never kill yourself
By Anonymous | Updated 03/03/26(Tue)11:56:44
Never kill yourself
how does it feel to be a real human being at last
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12822406
Kill yourself get that drink away from that absorbent core >Snacks
>Internet
>Stuffy
>Games
What more do you need >>12822421
it begins with p and it fits nicely in my mouth why would you buy a switch 2
Your fortune: Excellent Luck clearly the desk of a high-paid executive who has no time to cook, use the toilet, or learn to pirate games
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12822424
a popsicle?
you already have a baja blast -_-
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12822421
hummm excuse me whom quoting?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12822426
Not OP but the next Pokemon title is a Switch 2 exclusive so we'll all need one eventually >>12822437
i don't
pokemon go and pinball and firered are good enough for me
Your fortune: Excellent Luck of course you're from Seattle
Your fortune: Average Luck No beefy 5 layer?
I hope you perish in the most painful way. Trantastic set-up, sister! This is making my neo-vagina twitch and pervade the air, gonna go dilate rn! >>12822424
'P? DOCTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS >>12822406
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail ermm well that's an awko-taco... >>12822476
epic prank >>12822406
i cant even complain, being a hedonistic transgirl slut is better than rotting in the ground >>12822406
always kill yourself >>12822472
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Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12822580
We all have to create our own reason for being to find happiness and meaning in our life, and being a hedonistic tranny slut is just as good as any. Nihilistic German philosophers hate this one simple trick what's the point of going through all that trouble to troon out if you're gonna boyrot in your bedroom anyway
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12822644 doubles
because most of the time they look something like this >>12822646
i don't see your point
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12822644
it's basically like doing drugs except instead of doing deliriants recreationally you're doing estrogen recreationally >>12822646
why he got perky tits >>12822649
regardless, it's the same thing and i really couldn't care less for all intents and purposes so your point is moot per se >>12822433
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celebrating and appreciating dubs
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12822641
Me miserable! Which way shall I fly
Infinite wrath and infinite despair?
Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell;
And in the lowest deep a lower deep,
Still threat'ning to devour me, opens wide,
To which the hell I suffer seems a heaven >>12822406
i died 2 hours ago >>12822670
i saw this book about anglels a while ago, i wish i had a big library in my house and a big chair to read books in...nowadays we're at least lucky to be able to download e-boox for le free if we want :^D
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12822690
this actually looks perfect i will read this thank you >>12822690
also this book is good im reading it currently >s4s doesnt have tranni-
YOU WERE SAYING?! >>12822699
blessed by dubs! i'd like to check that one out/read it sometime; do you own a lot of books, or prefer to check them out from the lelbrary?
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12822707
i mostly buy them, because i dont get a chance to go to the library often, but the library near me is actually a monastery, (they dont use it that way anymore) but it makes it cool to go there
when i cant buy a book, ill usually read a pdf or ebook version of it until im able to get it physically, and ill either finish it from where i left off or if i finished the ebook version ill just reread it after awhile >>12822706
no one ever said that >>12822716
lol people claim there are no trannies here all the time, usually whenever this gets called the tranny board >>12822712
a library like that sounds like it would be beautiful, and i really hope it is! the one near me only opened about a decade ago, so it's got very modern design sensibilities compared to the more classical style of the old one. the new one is a better, more functional building overall though, they've actually got a lot of nice stuff! conference rooms, a 3d printer you can request use of, kits you can check out (i've seen a car wash kit, cookie cutters and recipe book, and even power tools lel), and they even have a recording studio somewhere, but i've never seen it. i used to visit the library at least once every week or so, but nowadays i usually just download ebooks >>12822406
goals >>12822717
do people ever say there are frannies or grannies here, and if so, is it true? Never kill yourself because your lifestyle choices inadvertently do it anyways. Loool >>12822421
i dont know >>12822767
sits segen :D
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12822717
trolled hard >>12822406
I want some taco Bell >>12822717
the f%$@*(#@ you mean you "stole my nose"???? it's right there on my face dickweed
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12822736
they threw out all the weird old books at my local library to replace them with such exciting titles as "my life as a pooner" and "how i feel as a woman" the manga selection has never been better though
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i wonder what they did with the old stuff, the library near me will have book sale events a handful of times a year, i guess they probably just get the books that don't circulate all that much, check the prices, then they stack them on a few tables on the lower floor. at the last sale i picked up two books on clowning, one was about developing a clown character for all-purpose performing, and was very detailed, going into gags you can do and things to keep in mind at all times (for example, i believe it was that book that says not to drink or smoke in clownface since it might upset kids or give them the wrong idea), the other was specifically for performing as a clown for religious ministry. an unrelated clown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Q
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
ny brither worsks there, i can ask him to bring something hoan >>12822894
sale events make sense, if they aren't straight up donated. It's not unusual to pick something up at a used bookstore that still has the library card on the back. >>12822871
the manga section is pretty sizeable at my local library, i haven't read anything from there in a good while though. it's come a long way from the "top half of a waist-high bookshelf" amount of manga at the old one, now there are at least ten shoulder-high bookshelves, with both sides filled up. i did actually buy one volume of manga within the last year though, "ju-on: video side", which i first read at the old library, it introduced me to the franchise. i used to like the wii "haunted house simulator" game a lot too, and used to check out "the grudge" on dvd just to stare at the cover because i liked it so much (i did the same thing with alien vs predator and the saw movies so idk what's up with that)
Your fortune: Good Luck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1K
you know what moves a woman
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12822736
you have a pretty stacked library, it sounds pretty cool. mines doesn’t have much, it has printers and a computer you use, but they do events and stuff at least like movie nights sometimes (the library near my old house did the same thing when i was a kid but they offered snacks, i miss th snacks) >>12822921
when i was a kid i borrowed pokemon manga from true library but i never returned it because i lost it, but i had been going there with my grandma so long that we were well liked so they didn’t hold it against me and let me keep borrowing stuff. i found it later when we were clearing out my grandmas apartment when she passed and i awkwardly returned it like heuy its bee 10 years but found this hahaha.. >>12822983
speaking of movie nights, it's not library related but there's a waterpark in my area that does them in the summer, not sure where exactly but i assume either in a common seating area, or maybe in the wave pool or something; something like that would have been fun to do when i was younger but i don't think they had the events going on back then. then there's a drive-in theater i used to visit sometimes, but it's pretty out of the way so unless they had something really special to watch i likely wouldn't go these days. do you (everyone in thread) watch movies much? >>12822999
i have pbases where i watch movies a lot and i like to watch movies a lot, but mostly i just watch 1-2 every few weeks. in addition to movies they also let people host there own clubs so theres also a D&D and anime club there which is cool. i havent been into a drive-in in very long, my dad likes them but i dont like being outside that long with all the people so i usually watch in the car but then its hard for me to see so its a loselose >>12822999
nice trips
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12823006
i like being able to pause them or put on subs if i need to, so i don't go out to see movies all that often, i've only seen one a year for the last three or four years. on the topic of clubs, i remember attending an animu club meeting at the old library i mentioned earlier (so this must have been over a decade ago), and remember it fairly well; i had gone after work, it stuck out so much because i had just started my first job that week, and remember thinking it was funny that all of us were too autistic to talk to one another. they had laptops and opened up crunchyroll on them, i borrowed one and got on irc to report live from within The Club (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-
i love hetalia i actually just started watching it again last night because i kept getting reminded of it
i have to use subtitles for everything because my hearing sucks but i also often have to skip back on them so i get why you like the ability to pause
...what are good times? >>12823066
i read that as "the rest of the room was reserved for good times", sorry ignore my illteracy... im tired >>12823067
oh yeah i didn't even realize that it comes off as potentially confusing until seeing your post (lole!) my hearing isn't all that great either, it's pretty bad, to the point where a sink running or laptop fan can make it impossible to hear something being said to me, depending on the distance between myself and the speaker, probably due to listening to music too loudly for years, especially with earbuds. also nice dubs on >>12823066 :^D
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12823090
my hearing is 100% my fault because i still listen to music in my headphones at max volume almost every single day but now my eyesight is also getting bad and i cant see things very well if its beyond like medium distance which i used to be able to see very well but im not sure whats causing that >>12822586
lol she is so kawaii and naughty and nice >>12823113
what if you and this griller (i d k whom that is sorry) were neighbors and got to hang out and have cookouts and pool parties
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12823128
oohh boy you don't want to know that bitch and you DON'T want her at the cookout
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12823167
does she get out of hand when she gets drunke?? or is it something else like she would burn all the food?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12823167
i dont like lasagna but everyone says she brings the good lasagna but what would i know ive never even had a lick of lasagna maybe its just a perpetual lie that will never end
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