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HellHole

By B. | Updated 03/04/26(Wed)00:59:10

HellHole

120 days before the tragedy: Night Owl

>>12823788
were is my dad :(

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12823788
What do u think of my beautiful boyfriend Paul Dano
>>12823795
He went to "work" (That guy went to smoke)

>>12823798
If I were gay, I would definitely have a shrine next to you where we would worship him.
>>12823804
we should all worship Dano
>>12823806
"You are the most Skibidi Pomni I know.
When I see you, I feel like the luckiest 67th person.
Thanks to you, I'm a Sigma and my Mewing is at its Prime level.
With you, I discovered that Batman is great.
But thank you for being the : of my V
Having you for myself is like a Victory Royale in Fortnite.
For you, I would become the Titan Speaker Man."

- Poem for Dano (Originally in Spanish, translated into English)
>>12823826
the best poem ever made
>>12823827
Thanks, just as two of my neurons fired up I remembered all that :D
I left my room in silence and when I looked at my table, I saw that a rat had taken my bread for tomorrow. And then the damn rat escaped and disappeared. 120 days isn't that long, now that I think about it... I'll think about which cake to choose for my birthday.
Why am I commenting? I think I've lost my mind. Don't be surprised by more serious replies.
>>12823788
Are you a top or a bottom
>>12823788
Opinion on pegging?
>>12824023
Both depending on the mood.

>>12824027
A classic; when I first discovered the worst side of Google, those were the first things I saw. Then it escalated, and it will continue to do so. That's why I made HellHole, because eventually something bad has to happen to me, and what was I thinking? Ah yes Pegging pretty Pegging pretry na-na-na-ra-na-na
>>12824031
Then thoughts of my fanart of you :3 ?
>>12824094
The real B. is laughing right now.
If you saw my threads, you should put Pea or my Voodoo doll there with a surprised face.
In conclusion: I was about to fall asleep, but when I saw that I laughed, not out of mockery, but because it was funny :3
>>12824106
Oh fuck i knew i was forgetting something (ノД`)ノdamni
>>12824150
It's Joselito Miguel Castaña Shekelstein, is real! :O
Okay, now I'm really in trouble. I didn't sleep a single miserable minute and it's already dawn. I will try to walk as straight as possible if someone sees me on the street or at home. whats the deal with these creepo pervs itt and on this board?

can you imagine what disgusting people they must be irl?

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12824191
I don't know, I just laugh at everything.

And remember guys, the Spoiler option isn't there for nothing ;)
>>12824194
its

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Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12824226
I just looked at myself in the bathroom and you gave me a good idea of what to say to my reflection. Greetings and blessings.
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